'Surrounded by an orange autumn, Helga finally cried. (And for ones that never cry, their eventual tears rain through the years, a playground haze, little Helga in braids, her mother’s demise, the size of her thighs, all times to cry came at once, an inconsolable bride).'

Obese pub owner (Helga Dune), is expecting a marriage proposal from her beloved Egbert; rushing upstairs to try on her mother's old wedding dress, it proves to tight to breathe were upon she runs for help, falls down a flight of stairs and dies; now a ghost in the land of the dead, she endeavours on to marry Egbert, no matter the cost.

Written in 2022 by the English writer Michael Lieber, Helga Dune is a dark humoured, small town romance, containing satirical wit and morbid characters.

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